Suspending Campaign
Posted October 24, 2024 in NewsI'm suspending my campaign for President of the United States. My heartfelt thanks to all of you who have supported me through these last 4 years. I'm suspending the campaign because with less than two weeks left before the election I don't want to steal votes from the only candidate that can keep our idiot former president from office. I feel very strongly that the Orange Man is an existential threat to the survival of the United States as we know it.